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Short Tag Line:
Out of commission for awhile- but still hanging out on SLS a bit
I/We are looking for
Still Temporarily Out of Commission
We have reached a point in our lives where we want to live out some of our fantasies. With luck, we will have plenty of stories to tell when we are living at the "retirement community."
Couples with a bi female are great for some woman/woman fun, but not necessary. We are flexible depending on the chemistry. We like all types of sex and have very open minds. We like piles of naked human beings in a mélange of sweaty sex!
Prefer non-smokers, or polite smokers, because of smoke allergies. We are not looking to notch a bedpost, but we aren't looking to marry another couple either. We would like to develop a regular circle of lifestyle friends.
Describe Yourself:
We have been together for over 30 years. She is Latin and is extremely extroverted and exhibitionistic. She is curvy, and voluptuous. He is stocky and somewhat reserved. He currently has a beard & handle-bar mustache (very Victorian). We are not slim. So if you are looking for HWP- it's not us. Neither of us are shaved, though she is trimmed.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
He likes to take her from behind while she's eating pussy or sucking cock. She likes to play with her strap on, and double dildo. The double penetration is on our list of things to accomplish. It's trickier than it looks in the movies. We have plenty of fantasies!
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
* We both loath phone conversations- but will speak briefly if compelled to prove our existence.
* We are not much for on-line chat either.
* We will cheerfully open our pictures upon request- if you do too :)
* We like all flavors of people- racists please pass us by.
* We never "take one for the team," and we expect the same.
* We both have what we believe to be a good sense of humor.
* For us this is just great fun. If you have relationship issues- you should not be doing this.
* We are drug and disease free.
* Condoms a must for anal sex (not something that she is always in the mood for).
* Other than for anal sex, we prefer no condoms.
* We are not interested in bi-males. (It's about risk mitigation, not a judgment)
* Generally, we like to meet before we play. Getting coffee or drinks is great.
* We would like to see face photos before meeting.
* We are members of TPA.
* He is a booby man and loves female breasts of ALL shapes and sizes.
* She SERIOUSLY digs hairy men (not a necessity- just a bonus).
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NymphanSatyr
